the letter says:
“Congratulations on successfully completing the certifying examination and election to membership in the American College of Laboratory Animal Medicine. You are now ACLAM Board Certified.”
their bolding, not mine. as if they knew i’d be checking the letter about 14 times to make sure it actually had my name on it.
my (former) office roommate passed, too, so we are all superprincesses. she asks me on the phone this afternoon, “so, you going to go get all drunked up?”
“no. i’m going to go to ikea. gotta get some shelves for this place.”